Somewhat Irreverent view of Dog Judging
One day in Heaven Saint Peter, Saint Paul, and Saint John were
standing around the heavenly kennels watching the dogs laying
"I am certainly bored" stated John. "Me too" Paul chimed in. Peter
stood and watching the dogs said "I know" Peter began. "Why don't we
have a dog show?"
Paul & John thought that the idea was great except for one small
detail that Paul pointed out. "Who are we to compete against,
Peter?" Paul asked.
pondered a moment when Peter realised the answer.
"We will call up Satan and invite him to the dog show. I mean, we
have all of the finest dogs here in Heaven; all of the World and
National Champions are here. His kennels are filled with the
spoiled, difficult and mean dogs. We are certain to win at the
And so the
trio called up Satan on the "other realm" communication line and
invited him to their dog show.
Satan laughed and asked why they would want to be humiliated like
that, because he would certainly beat them.
Peter, Paul and John did not understand. "What do you mean Satan?"
"We have all of the National and World Champion dogs in our kennels
in Heaven. How could you possibly beat us?"
Satan paused a moment and then laughed:
"Have you forgotten so soon gentlemen?......
I have all the judges!"